Beam Me Up, New World Order

Finally—world domination in a neat, four-card expansion pack. This shirt lays out Project Blue Beam’s legendary step-by-step plan, explained like a bad party game. Perfect for conspiracy theorists, late-night meme lords, and anyone who thinks Cards Against Humanity didn’t go far enough. Wear it proudly and watch as strangers debate whether the UFOs are real, or just really expensive projectors. Warning: may cause unsolicited debates from guys who “do their own research.”