Patriot Act: Making Franklin Facepalm

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Remember when Benjamin Franklin said, “Those who would give up essential Liberty to purchase a little temporary Safety deserve neither Liberty nor Safety”?
Yeah… turns out Congress didn’t read that part either before signing the Patriot Act.

This tee pays tribute to the moment privacy got “temporarily suspended” — along with your Fourth Amendment rights. Wear it proudly while the government reads your texts and calls it “national security.”

    Freedom: now available with restrictions.

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Specs:

  • 100% ring-spun cotton, and hard truths.  Soft enough to make you question reality.
  • Unisex fit, because freedom used to be one size fits all.
  • Premium DTG — bold ink, subtle rebellion.

Washing Instructions: Wash inside out with like colors in cold water. Do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron. Don’t wiretap the washer.

Color

Black, Red, Royal, Sand, White

Size

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

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