12″ Deep Steak with Mayo

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The Sandwich Strikes Back
Justice was served… with extra mayo.

When you thought a sandwich couldn’t be political — BOOM — it’s a felony. This tee commemorates the historic moment a rogue Subway sandwich became Public Enemy #1. According to Pam Bondi, justice isn’t blind — it’s just really hungry and super offended. Perfect for patriots who believe in free speech, fast food, and flinging footlongs in the face (or chest) of federal overreach.  Whether you’re a fan of deli drama or just think charging someone over a sandwich is peak 2025 energy, this shirt is for you.

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Specs:

  • 100% ring-spun cotton, and hard truths.  Soft enough to make you question reality.
  • Unisex fit, because freedom used to be one size fits all.
  • Premium DTG — bold ink, subtle rebellion.

Washing Instructions: Wash inside out with like colors in cold water. Do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron. Don’t wiretap the washer.

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12" Deep Steak with Mayo12″ Deep Steak with Mayo