About Us

Welcome to The Deep State

Clothing for Critical Thinkers – if  you’re the kind of person who knows you don’t buy terrorism insurance after a meeting at the White House for no reason or that Epstein didn’t kill himself, you’re in the right place.


Deep State Clothing is for the people side-eyeing every official story, connecting dots on their mental corkboards, and wondering why every UFO disclosure conveniently drops on a Friday before a long weekend. Wear your skepticism like a badge of honor – because if they don’t want you to know about it, we probably want it on a t-shirt.

The research Team

Deep in an undisclosed underground bunker (probably beneath a defunct Walmart), our elite team of basement-dwelling meme lords, lizard people, and flat earth cartographers crank out the most unhinged conspiracy theory tees. Fueled by energy drinks and government mistrust, they’ll slap a slogan on anything if it involves Bigfoot, Area 51, or the fake moon landing.

Mr. Husband

Founder/CEO

Hasn’t seen sunlight since Y2K. Their job? Slap the truth – or at least a hilariously deranged version of it on a t-shirt.

Mrs. wife

Founder/CTO

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Johnathan Doe

Marketing Director

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Johnathan Doe

Finance Officer

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Welcome to the Deep State

Imagine a world where every outlandish conspiracy was a lie…

except the one you laughed at the hardest.

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